Douluo: We Are the Protagonist Group!

A time-traveling Douluo can still become a god even if he doesn't practice martial arts! When Shrek was doing exercises at five o'clock in the morning, Xianyu Academy queued up sleepily to get milk tea at ten o'clock; when Tang San was practicing Xuantian Kung hard, Lin Xian was using the keyboard Ctrl+C to copy his ultimate move, and then Ctrl+Z to cancel the opponent's soul power to the prenatal education level. Recruitment here relies on rap, battles involve mahjong, and martial arts are awakened with pancakes and fruit, milk tea, salted fish, and keyboards—everyone is outrageous, and every one of them is a charlatan. They have only one goal: to change the banner of "The Best Academy in the World" to "Shrek Countdown", upgrade with the power of complaints, crush them with funny combat power, and make the whole continent laugh until they drop offline! ——"We don't want to roll, we just want to drag King Juan down from the mortal world and lie down together!" "Douluo: We are the protagonist group!" , A million-word sand sculpture happy fanfic, the game starts with Shrek, the whole process is high-energy and hilarious, you can also press Ctrl+Z to load the file even if you are dead, you can't do anything with a knife, only the jokes and milk tea are enough! Come on, let's stand up together and turn Douluo Continent into a sand sculpture universe!