Showbiz: Flattening Everything! I’m the Showbiz Bulldozer

Jiang Chen was reborn.

From a minor celebrity on Earth to an ordinary college student in Huaxia on Blue Star.

He also arrived with an all-around entertainment superstar System.

Since he had a second chance at life, with a System to help him...

There was just one thing to do: plagiarize!

Plagiarize with a flourish! Plagiarize at lightning speed! Plagiarize as if in another life!

What? You say the Chinese music scene is dead and stagnant? Is one "Nocturne" enough for you?

Not enough?

Then I'll write "Boundless Oceans, Vast Skies," "Hotel California," "Song of the Common Man," "Hey, Jude!," and "Farewell Kiss"...

That's enough! That's enough!

Music fans: We can't keep up! Half the songs on the charts are yours!

What? You say Huaxia's literary world has no successors? Is one Dream of the Red Chamber enough for you?

Not enough?

Then I'll write Journey to the West, The Three-Body Problem, 1984, To Live, and War and Peace...

That's enough! That's enough!

Book fans: We can't keep up! Your books are all over our bookshelves!

What? You say every movie in Huaxia is a flop? Is one In the Mood for Love enough for you?

Not enough?

Then I'll direct Project A, Farewell My Concubine, The Godfather, Inception, and Infernal Affairs...

That's enough! That's enough!

Movie fans: Stop making movies! Our wallets can't take it anymore!

At last, after entertainment creators around the world united in protest, the International Federation of Arts issued an announcement overnight: Comrade Jiang Chen, please slow down your creative pace and leave the other artists a chance to make a living.