Under the Horse Bandits

"Piss stick to seal the wall" On the third mile of the glacier, the shadow of the wolf first appears Shen Xuezheng pulled off his silk tie and used it as a measuring ruler. After measuring the wolf's paw prints, he turned around and gave a serious lecture to Gao Shuyao: "Using three feet in the wind can draw the boundary between Chu, River and Han, and the wolf will retreat at the smell." Gao Shuyao took a deep breath, unbuttoned his trousers, and his posture was more standard than target practice in a martial arts hall. Just as the gate was opened, God sneezed - the wind direction suddenly changed! The heat flow was blown into a fan by the strong wind, splashed back, and poured all into his boots. "Hiss——!" The boy jumped around on one foot, and a layer of bright yellow ice formed on the top of his boot, as if he had a "pee stick" on his foot. Shen Xuezheng was stunned, and the snow fell from his tie: "There is nothing wrong with the theory, it's just that the direction of the wind is... Rebellious." The wolves watched from a distance, their green eyes flashing, as if they were mocking: The fountain of Twolegs has such a poor sense of direction! In order to save his respect, Shen Xuezheng had no choice but to go out in person, standing against the wind, making a perfect half arc with a long pee, and the steam was steaming like a small Great Wall. He raised his eyebrows sideways: "Look, this is the correct way to open 'Three Zhangs Facing the Wind'." Gao Shuyao rubbed one foot against the snow, trying to shorten the "pee stick", and said with a sad face: "Sir, I will go back to the shed to roast my feet first, and you can continue to be powerful!" The wind continued to blow, and a bright "ice urine circle" lay across the middle of the river. The wolves sniffed and turned around collectively—— You probably think it would be too embarrassing to fight with these two fools who can build their own slides.