I Asked You to Become a Vassal, but You Actually Turned America into Your Back Garden.

Emperor Wu: Ye'er, the Procuratorate reported that you have been away from the fiefdom for a long time and your whereabouts are strange and unpredictable. What have you been doing? Are you plotting rebellion? Li Ye: Nonsense! This group of poor people spend their days eating nothing, doing nothing, and are completely conscientious. They specialize in betraying loyal people, and they are not afraid of doing too many immoral things, and having a son is not a problem. Li Dequan: Your lord, this slave is a eunuch and cannot give birth to a son. Li Ye was extremely angry and speechless, "You - you are a dog slave!" Li Dequan's eyelids rolled up and he gave Li Ye a big roll of his eyes. Li Ye rolled his eyes and went forward, hugging Emperor Wu's right leg, crying and crying, "Father, I am wronged! In the past three years, I have been taking care of the back garden, but I haven't been anywhere!" Li Dequan rolled his eyes and said sarcastically, "The prince's garden seems a bit big. It hasn't been well taken care of in three years, and no one has been seen in it for three years after entering." Li Ye smiled reservedly and said shyly, "It's not big, just two continents, North and South America!"