My Organs Have Become Gods in Advance!

My name is Statement, and there are five gods living in my body. They have different personalities, but they all like to get into trouble. My heart likes to be deceived and deceived. I don't know how many gods and Buddhas have been led into the ditch by it. My lungs have a violent temper, but my understanding is incredible. I can understand all the magical passages. My spleen loves scavenging, and occasionally takes away some "unowned" treasures. My liver is lazy by nature and will never skimp on the cost as long as the benefits are sufficient. And... My kidneys, it's a little depressed. ………… Gradually, I found that the efficiency of stealing was too low. It was better to cheat than to steal! So I relied on my organs to disguise myself as an invincible person in distress, and many people were willing to pay the price in exchange for a glimmer of my gaze. With their "dedication", finally... I truly became invincible.