Everyone Can Read Minds: The Princess Is Back for More Gossip

[Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Gleeful Gossiping + Everyone’s Darling + System + Comedy] In her previous life, Song Qiqi was an all-around top student, but she never expected to drop dead while writing her thesis. When she woke up again, she had arrived in the Great Qing and become one of the empire’s only two princesses. When Song Qiqi was thirteen, her late-but-finally-here golden finger arrived. “Ding-dong! Your Couch Potato System has arrived. Please accept it, Host.” Song Qiqi calmly pressed accept. Before she even had a chance to learn about the System, her Imperial Father summoned her to a gigantic victory banquet. That was when she found out she was being sent away for a political marriage, the Great Qing was about to fall, and her father was on the verge of death. And the System wanted her to win over four male leads? Song Qiqi: This world has officially gone crazy. … The System, Fishy, asked excitedly: [Host, wanna hear some piping-hot gossip?] [Tell me.] Everyone: ??? [Your Empress Mother is keeping a secret guard as her lover and cheating on your Imperial Father. Surprised? Didn’t see that coming?] Emperor: I’m not surprised. Song Qiqi: I kind of am. Fishy shrieked excitedly: [Host, Host, the monitoring station has uncovered the biggest, most amazing gossip in the universe. Want to hear it?] [Yes.] Everyone else: Here it comes. Here it comes. [Lord Wu plays dress-up with his wife every night. He even wears women’s underwear to court.] Lord Wu: Slander! This is slander! … Every day, when Song Qiqi came to court, everyone was excited and terrified. They were afraid she’d spill the gossip about them, but still wanted to hear everyone else’s secrets. Later Thank goodness, she only spilled the gossip. At least we’re still alive. Later still, everyone came to adore the gossip-loving princess.