The Fake Eunuch of Great Tang: Li Er Made Me Serve Guanyin Bi

I woke up to find that I had transmigrated to the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty. Unfortunately, the System was down. But what was this about transmigrating as a eunuch? Lin Chuan was completely baffled, and immediately headed to the latrine. Though he had become a eunuch, he was Empress Zhangsun’s personal eunuch. With the System’s help, he could defeat all the sages with his literary prowess and bring prosperity to the realm, or sweep across the eight directions with his martial prowess, pacifying the Turks and destroying Goguryeo. Li Er said, “Lin Chuan is truly a great talent. What a shame he’s a eunuch. Otherwise, I would surely have given Changle’s hand in marriage to you.” That was until Li Yingge, Changle, and the others all began showing off their pregnant bellies. Only when they came at Lin Chuan with knives, forcing him to marry them, did Li Er realize he had been deceived. His face changed at once, and he thought, This is bad.