Help! I Pulled the Network Cable for the Demon King of Destruction in the Haunted House

I, Li Xiaoyao, originally wanted to buy a haunted house and live in peace, but I was forced to raise an Internet-addicted demon king who wanted Wi-Fi, and I was also bound to a deceptive house spirit system. Watching the neighbor's cook suppress the lawn demon with braised pork mince, and fighting the alien fleet with an ancestral rolling pin, while the haunted house system forces you to answer "Who am I" to redeem a prize of 300 million-will you fix the Wi-Fi first or run away first? Reasons for must-reading (recommended for the table) 1. The mind is bigger than a black hole: Does the demon king want to apply for an interstellar ID card? Use cooking wine to protect the seal? 2. There are more laughs than bugs: urban management in the cultivation world × science fiction film × chef saves the world! 3. Philosophy can still play like this: 300 million people think about "who am I", and the answer is... Repairing the roof? ! Curious? See how you can exchange peace in the universe with a bowl of braised pork! Author Introduction & Blessings Gu Xingran, a wild joker who stays up late typing while worrying about his hairline, firmly believes that "life is short, you must be funny." I wish all readers: Deposits keep up with Internet speed, happiness exceeds KPI, and Master Wang feeds you happiness every day!