Northern Salted Fish King

I, Chen Shouxin, a time traveler, a second-generation top official. My greatest hobby in life: enjoying life. Lifelong goal: Eat and wait until death. However, there are always blind things that want to disturb me from lying down. Relegate me to the frontier? Okay, just change the landlord. Are you trying to make things difficult for me by checking the accounts? Fortunately, the accounting method I invented will allow you to hide even a penny of your greed. Are you planning a Hongmen Banquet to kill me? Sorry, your mansion has been surrounded by my people. What? Do you dare to touch my maid Yuzu? Great, you managed to get me to stand up from my recliner. And once I stand up, you all have to lie down. Don't mess with a salty fish who just wants to lie down, because you don't know what he will do in order to lie down peacefully.