Magical Girls Don't Have Post-War Stress

Yang Nuo, former world-class combat power, now a household waste. His retirement life is unpretentious: alcohol, magical girl merchandise, and a couch that blends in with him. "Brother, your pile of 'spiritual pillars' is almost overflowing from the living room." "Shhh - they are maintaining the love and peace of the world for me," Yang Nuo solemnly adjusted the angle of the middle-length pillow in his arms, "and I am guarding this fragile balance." His sister skillfully pulled the empty beer can from the gap between him and the figure, sighing silently. "Speak humanly." "The codename of this project is 'Eternal Sofa'," he changed his posture and solemnly announced. "The core topic is: to prove that as long as I lie flat enough, the world's troubles will always be one step behind me."