Fairy Tale Summons, Why Are They All Problem Children?

The summoned princess was anxious and manic, crying and asking me to help her slay the dragon. I looked at the sword in her hand, and then at the cart of gas tanks, industrial alcohol and drones pulled by the "Wuling Hongguang" behind me. I was lost in thought. Friends, times have changed. Your dragon's breath can indeed melt steel, but do you know how high the chemical energy is at the moment of explosion? Your scales are indeed resistant to swords, but do you know how penetrating a modern compound crossbow is? Your dragon power can indeed shock all things, but... Do you know how terrifying it is to double the dose of veterinary medicine? My name is Lu Zheng, an ordinary person who firmly believes in science. Oh, by the way, the next client is a cat scared of death? No problem, I know a little bit about psychology.