Pirate: How Can You Become a Navy Admiral If You Make a Good Deal?

Traveling through the world of pirates, Luo Lan just wanted to be a fisherman in the navy, receive a meager salary, and survive until retirement. Unexpectedly, on the first day of work, the [memetic pollution] system was activated. From then on, his life creed changed from "obscene development" to "follow the rules (chaos version)". He muttered that Akainu's hat was ugly, and the navy's highest combat power was killed on the spot with a pink lace lady's hat on his head. He originally wanted to live a stable life, but he was forced to rise all the way up, from "Lucky Star of the East China Sea" to "Vice Admiral of Chaos", turning the entire great sea route upside down. Until a certain celebration banquet, when he was hungover, he expressed his final sigh to the starry sky: "It's really boring to be a navy... It would be great if you could become an octopus or something like a Celestial Dragon..." Early the next morning, when he sat up rubbing his painful head, the messenger rushed in with a trembling voice: "Report - report to the chief! Urgent call from Holy Land Marie Joa! All the Celestial Dragons... Have collectively mutated! They have grown tentacles and octopus heads!!" Luo Lan: "!!!" He looked at the brand new admiral's cloak in the mirror, and thought about those octopus dragons waving tentacles, and fell into deep thought: "I resign now