Once I Become a Venerable, the Immortal Maidens Will Naturally Help Me Discuss the Dao

The Sword Immortal of towering Shu Mountain is my disciple. I am the only sheath for that unsheathed sword, and the righteousness and justice of the two capitals and thirteen provinces rest on my shoulders. The demon queen, who would face death a thousand times without regret, is my childhood sweetheart. I'm the only one who can shit on her head, and peace between humans and demons depends on how I feel. The princess of the Primordial Dynasty is my fiancée, and we have a three-year pact. The fate of the world hangs on a single thought of mine. The Daoist leader who commands the world's religious following is my rival. We've promised each other a love affair beneath the aurora, and I hold the rise and fall of the world's incense offerings in the palm of my hand. What can you possibly use to fight me? A hundred days later, on the Immortal-Slaying Platform. When the sword was just 0.01 centimeters from my neck, they all wept and begged me to admit I wasn't a fiend. What do you mean, I'm not a fiend? That isn't my shameful past. It's the road that brought me here! “Jiang Shan, what are you doing? If you won't admit your fault, how are you supposed to survive?” I smiled calmly. “Simple. I'll just become a Venerable.” Once I become a Venerable, naturally, the fairies will argue my case for me.