The Whole World Is Calling Me Daddy

[The God of the Universe Essay] Li Huoyan changed his name to "Dad" because whenever someone calls his name, his bank card balance will automatically increase by one yuan. You don't have living expenses to go to school? As long as you take your student ID card to the [Dad] Fund and recite their group culture [Dad, I love you] a hundred times, you will have your monthly living expenses. This comes from your [Dad]'s love for you. Do you have no money for medical treatment? Go to [Dad] Hospital. Not only is the technology there good, but all you have to do is talk the talk and recite their company culture a hundred times, and you can get it worth a thousand yuan. There is no limit. You don't have money to get married or buy a house? It doesn't matter, as long as you go to [Dad Loan] and upload the recorded video of [Dad, I Love You] ten times a day, you can apply for a thirty-year installment loan at [Dad] Group. Secretary: "President, if we do this, will the company's capital chain be broken?" Li Huoyan thought: "Haha, they may make a profit, but I will never lose. In the article [I Love You, Dad], although there are only three hundred words in it, there are a hundred dads. A hundred times is ten thousand yuan, they take one, and I make nine." This is a story that makes the whole world rush to call daddy. I want people to call me daddy, but never know that I am daddy.