Slaughtering My Way Through! The Perfect Matchmaker Only Tells Fortunes and Performs Exorcisms

[Three Souls in One Body x Unhinged Emperor x Feng Shui Divination x Exorcism by Force] She transmigrated, going from an overworked nobody to the exalted Noble Consort Wan. Who could have guessed that the noble consort’s body was actually a shared account? The other users were Lu Ranran, a mouthy metaphysical prodigy; Cheng Xu, a butcher of human bodies who never talks about his past; and Song Nian, a statistics whiz. What’s it like when three people share one body? Smooth bathroom visits, a hearty appetite, and the perfect transmigration package for keeping your blood pressure down. When in doubt, First, persuade: “I am the most favored Noble Consort Wan.” Then, be courteous: “I have read the stars and cast a fortune for you.” Finally, resort to force: “If you can’t understand my reading, I’m also pretty handy in a fight.” We kill, bury, and exorcise, all in one package, with a zero-complaint record. And if someone happens to kill you… well, we’ll just add one more step: tracking down the culprit. .* Snow had been falling over Shengjing for a long time. Shen Yi had a long, drawn-out dream At first, he dreamed he stabbed the palace guard on night watch to death. The next day, a bloodstained sword hung above his head, while the guard lay dead beneath the bed, eyes wide open. After that, every few days, he would relive a murder from his dreams. Three days ago, he strangled Noble Consort Wan Baozhu in his dream. He had only just ascended the throne, yet murders were happening one after another. The precious mirror bestowed by the Empress Dowager claimed lives in the dead of night. The golden Buddha statue at Huaguang Temple wept tears of blood. Someone moved the hidden life-for-life scale on Joy Street. …