Doomsday: I Have a Dust Song Kettle

Teyvat invades and the end comes! I was cornered by the Qiuqiu people and activated the Chensong Pot on my phone! While others were still struggling for survival, I was already having a tea party in the pot with the God of Thunder, Gan Yu, and the Son of the Eightfold God. When major financial groups competed for resources, the Eye of God and black technology I took out from the pot shocked the world! Provoking my villain? Catch him in the pot and work for me! Coveting my base? Ayaka Kamisato teaches them how to behave with one stroke of Kamuriryu·Shuangmei! My arrogant ex-girlfriend cried and begged me to get back together? Sorry, my pot doesn't accept trash. Want to come in? Let me first ask my god if he will answer!