If You Want to Ascend, You Have to Be Able to Tell a Story.

If the legs are increased by one point, they are too long, if they are reduced by one point, they are too short; if the face is powdered, it will be too white, if it is applied with red, it will be too red; and those breasts... Ugh! "Ahem, this female Taoist friend" Wang Xun said serious nonsense at the ascension press conference he prepared for himself. "This female Taoist friend asked a key question. So what is the key question? We need to find the key to the problem. So if it is in a key cultivation field, during a key promotion period..." In the eyes of everyone who seemed to understand but not understand, Wang Xundu ascended through the tribulation, and while he was ascending, he was cursing: "I'm afraid he is not a reporter from a certain associated news agency. What do you want me to say? I said: 'My child, you have to know how to report if you want to ascend'? Forget it, my child, listen to my uncle's advice, the water here is very deep, you can't control it."