Naruto: From the Start, I Pawned the Uzumaki Clan

A commoner with the worst possible start in the ninja world, I spend twelve grueling years before graduating from the Ninja Academy, only to be sent to the battlefield as cannon fodder? In my darkest hour, the System activates successfully. [Ding! The Myriad Worlds Rare Pawnshop is at your service.] [Rare “Uzumaki” bloodline detected...] [Pawn it?] So you're saying that if something is uncommon, I can pawn it, and if it's rare, it's valuable, right? Then let me ask you: how many clan massacre nights have there been in the Hokage world? I'm sure of three: the Uzumaki, the Kaguya, and the Uchiha. And how do I know? Because I was involved in all of them, of course! After all, my name is now “Minato Uzumaki Kaguya Uchiha Ye.”