Face-Slapping Divination Livestream: The High Priestess Never Gets a Prediction Wrong

Ning Yao, the high priest of the Shang Dynasty, wakes up in the modern world as the Li family’s “lucky charm,” forced to livestream fortune-telling from the office of domineering CEO Li Chengxuan just to make ends meet. Netizens mock her for putting on an act, until she connects with a “fishery manager”: “You have three lives on your hands. A bloody disaster is coming.” The livestream erupts! Haters: “It’s scripted! This woman’s desperate to get famous!” Police: “We thank Ms. Ning, a concerned citizen, for helping us solve a string of unsolved cases.” Li Chengxuan: “...What happened to all that talk about superstition?” Later... Mystic masters beg her to come out of seclusion, the Special Affairs Office asks her to serve as a consultant, and the whole internet floods her with gifts, crying, “Master Yaoji, save us!” Ning Yao counts her money with a beaming smile. “Don’t rush. Take a number for your fortune reading, and send me a rocket first!” The masterminds behind it all: “Is it too late to turn ourselves in?!”