When I Have Unlimited Passwords

*Note, novel title is a scam If you can accept manatee jokes, hell jokes, abrupt flips, deus ex machina, dumpling making, complaints in various senses, water word counts in various styles, digging holes without filling them, occasional updates, illogical plot development, confusing perspectives, a moral level that may have a little bottom line, a high bottom line, or a particularly low bottom line, and a formulaic plot, I think you may like it. The disclaimer ends here. Here is the real introduction to the book: I'm lying to you, but I'm not. If you have the patience to read this introduction, then you are really patient.