Ming Dynasty: This Foolish King Is Too Wise

[Introduction to the official version] In my opinion, Emperor Zhu Houzhao of the Ming Dynasty, running the country is not as good as walking the dog and playing with the birds. My goal is very clear: destroy the treasury, mess up the imperial court, and then be deposed by those old officials and retire in style. To this end, I overcame all objections and ordered the construction of the most luxurious leopard room in history. ——As a result, those ministers went overboard and built it into a military fortress that transcended the times. For this reason, I promoted Liu Jin, the most treacherous official in history, and asked him to cause trouble in the court. ——As a result, in order to show his loyalty to me, he dismissed all the corrupt officials in the dynasty as his achievements. For this reason, I personally went on a military expedition, hoping to recreate the miracle of the "Tumu Fort God of War". ——As a result, the soldiers thought that I was taking the lead, and their morale was so high that they beat the Mongols until they cried for their fathers and mothers. Many years later, history books called me "the greatest monarch after Yongle", "the hero who started the Age of Discovery", and "the saint who illuminated the road to science". Only I know that what I originally wanted was just to "get off work." … [Introduction to the inner OS version] Zhu Shou: "I'm not a god, I'm just an ordinary person, but my profession is a bit special - I need to manage a country." "Now, I'm tired and I want to quit." "Whoever likes to do this stupid job can do it!" An employee who tried his best to resign unexpectedly led the company to become the number one in the Fortune 500. He was also revered as "the greatest CEO in history" and could not resign even if he wanted to. How annoying!