Strange Customer Service Cat Someone

Why do monsters wear suits? Why should we imitate humans and choke on coffee? Because they are imitating a race that has disappeared. And I, a fake cat demon, now want to pretend that I am their "kind" and use human's "wrong theories" to teach them how to "correctly" imitate humans... But they don't know that every time I fool them, I am leading them into the ditch, including the "battery training method" that they rely on to survive...