A Guide to Survival on Earth

Before entering the house, you may need to do a backflip on the spot, squat down quickly and perform a Thomas pirouette after landing. After dusting yourself off, put three sticks of incense next to the candlestick at the door. This way, you can avoid the murderous black organizations and blood-covered monsters that may appear behind the door. However, you still cannot take it lightly. After all, the world is too dangerous and everyone needs to learn to protect themselves. This is why I recommend this book. ——Excerpt from %#*·"My Secret of Not Confused"