I Was Just Playing a Game, So Why Did the Dimensional Wall Shatter?

Also known as: Would You Like Some Followers Today, O Divine One?

After the worlds merged, a reporter interviewed Wen Ming and asked him what it was like to be Lord Kami.

Wen Ming could only shrug and answer in the classic Bihu style:

For reference, I’m in the Divine Kingdom, and I just got off my throne.

I’m nothing special. I earn a mere ten million faith points a year, and I’ve only won the Celestial Realm’s Handsomest God contest three years in a row.

My back’s a little sore. I just finished chairing the regular meeting of the divine pantheon.

We didn’t discuss anything major. We just promoted a few young demigods who’d recently kindled their divine fires, so they could enjoy the blessings of the 007 work schedule.

As for my usual work, I mostly listen to my followers’ prayers, occasionally issue divine revelations to meet my KPI, and play with the strings of fate by toying with my followers in my spare time.

That’s all for now. I have a stake in this, and the circle of gods is too small, so I’ll stay anonymous.

The next day, The Celestial Realm Express published a special issue.

“Our publication has now confirmed with the deity himself that the abominable divine KPI assessment system and 007 work schedule both originated with the God of Civilization!”

By Hermes, god of messengers and communication, who wished to remain anonymous