Hogwarts: Becoming a Muggle Charms Master

Voldemort: "Oh, my friend, are you saying that your curse, which can kill more than a hundred people in one shot, is actually an upgraded version of Avada Kedavra?" Werther: "Yes, I gave him a nicer name, Avada Nibbles Watermelon." Voldemort: "Then you, who can bring the dead back to life and retain their original strength, must be an upgraded version of the Imperius Curse, right?" Werther: "Yes! I named him the Reincarnation of the Earth." Voldemort: "Reincarnation in the dirt? What is it?" Werther: "You don't understand, this is a joke in our Muggle world." Voldemort: "Oh... Hey, wait, what realm did you just say you were in?" This book is also called: "Dumbledore's Initiative: Individual Muggles should not discriminate against weaker wizards" and "My noseless friend got depressed after finding out I was a Muggle"