NBA: They All Call Me Goat

In the 2007 Western Conference semifinals, the fourth game conflict between the Suns and the Spurs resulted in Stoudemire and Diaw being suspended. As a result, the Suns lost in a bloody battle at Tianwangshan. However, all this changed because of a Chinese boy who traveled through time. Tomson, the god of water coolers, loaded up the peak Klay Thompson template, stood up from the bench, conquered the league, and won real respect. Tomson: I am the longest river and the highest mountain in the NBA. They all call me goat!