Harry Potter: the Dark Lord Needs to Be Cleared

(The golden public relations lawyer traveled through time and became the Dark Lord Voldemort. Within two months, he came ashore clean and cleared the original Horcruxes. By the way, he imprisoned Dumbledore in the same cell as Grindelwald as a cellmate.) Now, let us pay tribute to the liberator of house elves in all Britain, the eternal friend of goblins, fairies and murlocs, the honorary elder of centaurs, the mentor of trolls, the strongest protector of all giants, dementors and dragons, pureblood, half-blood, quarter-blood, pure-blood half-blood, non-pure half-blood, biological half-blood but self-perceived pure blood, biological pure-blood but self-perception half-blood... Mobile blood, non-blood, non-blood wizards and other wizards of unspecified but not exclusive blood. Our loving father like a mother, Supreme Advisor to the Universal Suffrage Committee of the Ministry of Magic, Honorary President of the International Quidditch Golden Snitch and Non-Violence and Non-Discrimination Promotion Association, Chief of the Wizengamot Special Tribunal for Anti-Discrimination, Anti-Hate, and Anti-Evil, Leader of the Wizarding Examination Authority's specially appointed expert group for setting questions, Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts and founder and instructor of the I Love Sweater Club, the ever great, ever wise, ever young Professor Tom Riddle pays my highest respects! ! !