Taoist Instruction Manual

On a rainy night, a rusty arrow got stuck in Li Zhe's shared bicycle. When I looked up, there was a girl in a rough hemp robe huddled among the holly bushes. Blood was oozing from her shoulders but she was holding on to the green leather gourd: "The demon lamp... Don't get close!" He thought he had picked up an immersive cosplayer, but it turned out—— The washing machine swallowed up her robe, and the talisman dye dyed his work badge blue; She put evil charms on the router and treated the broadband master as a thunder god; I even saw him staying up late and breaking out pimples, so I smashed wolfberry into the omelette: "Fire and poison attack the heart, and water and fire are needed!" Li Zhe watched the water bill collapse: "Ancestor! This month's salary is not enough to pay for the washing machine!" Qinghe silently emptied the green gourd: "... Is there any Angelica sinensis that can pay off the debt?" When the blue-dyed work badge becomes a token of love, when the legend of the electric watch becomes a good morning love message, Only Li Zhe understands—— The longest time of love in this world is when I picked you up on a rainy night. Use the unpaid bills to write a marriage letter, and build a thousand-year ashram in the world of fireworks.