Why Is This Magical World so Upside Down?

Police officer: "Excuse me, madam, why did you call the police?" Caller: "Oh, officer, my boyfriend is missing!" Police officer: "Can you tell me what happened?" Caller: "I have been dating my boyfriend for two months, and we have always been in a good relationship. He is a very hard-working person, and he helps grandpa run the magic tea garden..." Police officer: "Then their magic tea is unsaleable, right?" Caller: "How did you know?" . . . . .