I'm Only Three, So Why Does the System Want Me to Cultivate Immortality?!

Li Lin had hoped to simply enjoy a happy childhood, but when he was three, he suddenly became bound to a cultivation System. The problem was, it seemed the System had been shipped without a brain! System: The Host tricked the Sect Master of the Yaochi Sect, Fairy Shuiyun, into cleansing your meridians and marrow! Li Lin: That's my mom! She was giving me a bath! System: A powerful male cultivator is jealous of you! Li Lin: That's my dad. He's jealous because I only kiss my mom! System: Warning! A demonic seductress seems to be plotting against you! Li Lin: That's my aunt. She just wants to cuddle me! Faced with the System's ridiculous missions, three-year-old Li Lin said, “It's just exploiting a bug, right? Easy!” But things were getting more and more out of hand! As an adult, Li Lin discovered that the childhood sweethearts he'd flirted with when he was little all wanted him to take responsibility for them. How did that happen?