A Savior in Warhammer, Selling Traits Wholesale

[Warhammer] + [Behind the Scenes] + [For Laughs] In Warhammer, you don't have to live, but you can't be useless. Lorne transmigrated into Warhammer 30K as the Savior and became a wholesale dealer in traits. The Horus Heresy was just breaking out. [Dead Even] Equip this trait, and you'll be evenly matched with anyone. [Take a Swing] Equip this trait, and you need to recruit a group and successfully complete the group purchase for there to be a chance of dying. [Traitor Engine] Equip this trait, and betrayal is guaranteed. [Young Master] [Tiger Talisman]... As the Savior wholesaled more and more traits, the daemons of the Warhammer World began to lose their composure. “He's just a mortal, and he fought a Greater Daemon for ten days and nights!” “I brought a hundred thousand Chaos Space Marines to fight him for ten days and nights, and at the end he still had one hit point left!” “Huh? What do you mean the recovery trait has degraded?” “Damn, what do you mean Sly Marbo has broken through?” The Imperium was even more flustered. [Portable Toilet] Equip this trait, and you can move it anywhere. [Pregnant by Gas] Equip this trait, and you can cross species. “It's over! The Emperor has gone to war sitting on a toilet!” “What do you mean the Silent King of the Necrons showed up with a betrothal gift?”