Dating Show: Three Words That Make Female Celebrities Lose It

“What do you think it takes to nurture true love?” Zhang Yue: “True love is like gold. It needs to be tempered in the flames, and what you want has to be kept at just the right temperature. Sweet wives, bad girls, Cinderella types? I’m only into mature women with a fiery contrast.” “Barbecue in the fridge????” After transmigrating to a parallel world, Zhang Yue joins a dating reality show as a has-been, with a hugely popular movie queen as his teammate. Honestly, he’s not in that much of a hurry. Other people go on dates to find themselves, bungee-jump in the wilderness, and swear eternal vows. But once Zhang Yue gets involved, things gradually take a ridiculous turn. Bai Shiyan: “It’s true that love is built on material things. So what should we do?” Zhang Yue: “Take odd jobs. I’ll get you to cry, two hundred an hour. Then we’ll pack up a pork knuckle afterward. That’s life!” Bai Shiyan: “I’ve been poisoned. Would you help suck the poison out?” Looking at the gentle-eyed Lin Luoxi, Zhang Yue immediately took two steps back. “Are you stupid? Sucking it out is illegal!” “And don’t take her to the hospital, either. Transporting her is illegal too. Stand against the wall and put your hands up!” How to make the aloof movie queen lose her cool in just three sentences. They said he was a straight man, and I believed them. But why are you making all the netizens lose their cool? They’re clearly having a sweet romance, yet somehow they’re making every single netizen lose it. “The Clock in Reverse”: You two have no chance now. The answer to “The Answer” is that there is no answer. “Arrogant” isn’t arrogant at all, and “Obstinately Clinging to the Wrong Path” is pointless too. Wise men don’t fall in love. Grown-ups, go get a foot massage. Everyone, buy a membership card!