This All-Seeing App Gets Everything Ridiculously Wrong!

[Scan complete: You are inside Patriarch Bodhidharma's meditation cave]

[You are contemplating the wall where Patriarch Bodhidharma meditated]

[Congratulations, you have comprehended the Muscle-Tendon Changing Classic]

That day, as you sat in your rented apartment listening to the notification in your mind, you looked at the peeling wall in front of you. Your expression turned rather strange.

You left the apartment and headed outside the residential complex, passing a braised meat shop along the way.

[Scan complete: You are inside the Shaolin Temple's Sutra Repository]

You stopped and looked at the freshly cooked duck feet.

[Congratulations, you have discovered the Shaolin Temple's Great Strength Vajra Palm manual]

So you bought a pound of duck feet and ate them.

[Congratulations, you have learned the Great Strength Vajra Palm]

The next day, you went to the sinkhole that had been making headlines lately.

[Scan complete: You are inside Lingyun Grotto]

You wondered if this was the Lingyun Grotto from The Storm Riders, the one with the mad blood, Fire Qilin Sword, Qilin Arm, Snow-Drinking Saber, Blood Bodhi, Six Ultimate Cold Skills, Dragon Vein, and Xuanwu True Art.

You froze on the spot and accidentally knocked over an old man selling fruit.

Being kindhearted, you immediately helped him pick up a box of strawberries.

[Congratulations, you have discovered Lingyun Grotto's Blood Bodhi]

[Blood Bodhi can heal injuries and remove poison, increase power, unlock potential, improve constitution, calm the mind, restore vitality, relieve fatigue, restore stamina...]

Jiang Wei transmigrated to a parallel world and awakened a System that could identify anything from the world of wuxia.

But this was a world where supernatural phenomena were returning.

The things it identified were wildly inaccurate!

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