Abstract System: I Can Perfectly Play Anything

“I’ll say it again: absurdity is an innate quality of this world. I’m just a wage slave forced to play a background character! It has nothing to do with me!”

Facing an interview with the Otherworld Daily, Loran points to his title, “The Ancient Greek God in Charge of Fire Poking Sticks,” and says furiously, “Steal the protagonist’s opportunities? That’s a System mission! I personally love peace. All I want is to open a bookstore!”

The next day.

“That’s right, I brought absurdity to this world! The rise of the Slime Empire? The prosperity of the Goblin tribe? The trend of treasure mimics stealing black stockings? Yes, I did all of it!”

Loran sits atop the world with his legs crossed, looking utterly self-satisfied as he says, “Kid, remember this: I am all living things, and all living things are me!”

This book is also known as “Is It Wrong to Seek Reason in an Absurd World?”, “The Protagonists of This World Are a Little Strange,” “How the Divine Madman System and Its Divine Madman Host Keep Stealing from Divine Madman Protagonists,” and “You and She Have Absolutely No Chance of Falling in Love.”