I Said I Had Infinite Health: Why Does Everyone Want to Kill Me?

【Game data becomes reality + lighthearted comedy + irreverent cultivation】 Xu Funian stayed up all night playing a lousy cultivation game and died of exhaustion. When she opened her eyes, she had become a vicious supporting character in a cultivation world, one who had had her heart cut out. She had never wished the leads well, always stirred up trouble, and ultimately had her heart removed before being exiled to a small city with the most meager spiritual energy. She was also forced to raise five great demons who were supposedly destined to destroy the world of cultivation. The good news: They really were five powerful demons. The bad news: Damn it, they were still children! The oldest was only five, at the age when all he could do was dig in the dirt and play house. Xu Funian had to figure out how to survive in this dog-eat-dog cultivation world, fend off people seeking revenge, and raise several ravenous little cubs who were always hungry. Xu Funian: Heaven above, what am I supposed to do? The next second, Xu Funian discovered that the culprit behind her death, that lousy cultivation game, had come along too. After she entered this world, the game data had been forcibly rationalized. Xu Funian stared at the dizzyingly high mana and health bars on her character screen, then at the countless rare treasures in her inventory. At that moment, Xu Funian thought: I’ll be so powerful that even the heavens won’t be able to block my view!