Adventures of Qin Dynasty

The day I traveled through time and became the slave of Hu Hai, the second emperor of Qin, I happened to be burning books and humiliating Confucians. While carrying the bamboo slips, I secretly stuffed "Sun Tzu's Art of War" into my arms. Zhao Gao, the supervisor, laughed ferociously and kicked me into the pit: "One more for you is not more." When the mud was up to my neck, I heard Qin Shihuang ask Hu Hai: "Does my son know what the art of war is?" Hu Hai hesitated and couldn't answer. I yelled at the top of my lungs in the pit: "Soldiers are the most important matter of the country, the place of life and death..." The entire execution ground was silent. The tip of Qin Shihuang's sword was pressed against my throat: "You bitch, where did you steal the master from?"