Douluo: a Monkey in Mind Enters the World, Asks the Gods with a Stick

Abuse 3+Not Joining the Group+Lost Dog Female Partner My name was Shi Yi, a waste of the sect. Now, my name is Qi Xiao, a "peaceful" time traveler. —This is the biggest misunderstanding of me by all those who have been plotted against me. I came here only for three things: to cause trouble, to cause trouble, and by the way... To find a way home. Fortunately, my [Black God·Wukong] system makes this very simple. After all, my [Six Roots of the Great Sage] can be upgraded by absorbing other people's emotions. So they want to kill me? Please do so. I will step into their trap with a smile. Then, I will use my "doll" to resurrect the soul, and by the way... Change the vest to cause trouble. As for those who can't stand it... I have prepared different "reasons" for them: Use the [Karma Fire Staff] to ignite Ma Hongjun's Phoenix Spirit. Use the [Celestial Dragon Stick] to knock Di Tian's dragon horn; Use the [Mixed Iron Rod] to ask Tang San's Clear Sky Hammer, "It's weak, do you have food?"; As for the mighty Titan ape? After seeing my [Monkey King Dharmakaya], you still don't want to pay homage to your ancestors? What? You ask why there are always girls who like me? I don't know, maybe it's because I'm a good person? When Tang Buddha finally got angry from shame, he went to the God Realm to shake people, and wanted to use the divine sea tactics to drown me. I will laugh, pluck out a vellus hair, and blow it out into the sky. Then, looking at their horrified faces, tell them this fact: "Squat down with your hands on your head, you... Are surrounded by me alone." (The introduction is weak, please move to the main text, get all the equipment in the early stage and start doing things)