From Cannon Defender to Penalty Area God

"We are both defenders, so why should we carry swords and you carry cannons, and why should we bear the blame and you wear hats?" "The defender is responsible for fighting hard and the forward is responsible for scoring goals? My lord, times have changed. You wouldn't speak like this if you took a look at the scorer list first. " "I have always believed that the most extreme form of personal heroism should be to steal the ball in your own penalty area and then take the ball into the opponent's goal..."