Who Plays Go Without a Screw Loose?

Chen Yan, hailed as “Abstract Rank Nine,” was reborn in his senior year of high school, the year his professional Go career began. With a second chance at life, free from the burden of winning and losing, all he wanted was to bring a great revolution to the Go world and enjoy this hard-won youth while he could. But… what was wrong with the “Special Effects System” that came with him? “What the heck, who threw a flashbang? Good thing I brought sunglasses.” “It’s not that I don’t want to review the game. These stones are too hot to touch!” “What the hell, don’t electrocute me! My hand’s gone numb!” Seriously, you were all so proper in your past lives. How come you’re even more absurd than me in this one?! He couldn’t afford to lose in this department! So, sunglasses on and folding fan in hand, he raced down the road of absurd Go, sparks and lightning flying all the way. Who plays Go without a few screws loose? (You don’t need to know Go to enjoy this. The story may take a while to get going. Some character names have been altered.)