I’ve Become a God, but I Still Have to Hit My KPIs. Is That Reasonable?

[A psychic male lead with a split personality x a funny, sharp-tongued heroine]

Lin Miaomiao died. When she opened her eyes, she found herself in Heaven!

But can someone tell her why she still has to hit her KPIs as a deity?

Lin Miaomiao takes one look at her rock-bottom position on the faith rankings and nearly faints.

The next second, she's sent to sweep the entrance to Heaven: ...

Heaven's Punishment Officer: If your faith score is still zero tomorrow, you'll be erased immediately.

So Lin Miaomiao dutifully descends to the mortal realm to hit her KPIs.

She pats her chest. Buddy, I'm a deity. Tell me what's bothering you, and I'll take care of it.

Buddy: What? Are you crazy?

But she rattles him so badly that he doesn't watch where he's going and trips.

Buddy: What is she, some kind of jinx?

The next day, Lin Miaomiao checks her score without much hope.

Well, would you look at that! Ten points!

Lin Miaomiao redoubles her efforts, playing a different deity every day!

Today she's the God of Wealth, tossing money into the street: Free money!

Tomorrow she's the God of Love, pushing people together for a kiss: Whoosh, I've struck you with my arrow!

But her faith score doesn't budge at all!

Until one young man looks at her earnestly and says: I believe in you.

Her faith score skyrockets!

She decides to milk this believer for all he's worth!

Lin Miaomiao: Jiang Yan, could you tell your class about our Miaomiao Divine Cult?

Jiang Yan, with no choice: All right...

But she discovers that her most devoted believer is timid and quiet by day, then turns into a completely different person at night!

She stares at Jiang Yan, expressionless as he digs up a grave: Who are you?!

Jiang Yan: Me? Jiang Yan.

Lin Miaomiao: You're definitely not!

Sitting in her luxurious palace in Heaven, Lin Miaomiao frets: Oh no, if I bless a villain like that, will the Heavenly Emperor come after me?