Dou Po: the System Wants to Pursue Yun Yun? I Prefer Not To

Travel through Doupo and transform into the great wronged Dan King Furukawa! "You want me to lick Yunyun? There is no woman left in Dou Po and I have to get on the pole to chase her?" "System reward? Do you want to give it or not? Anyway, if I stay in the Jiama Empire, I won't die unless I provoke Xiao Yan!" "Yes, I'm just here to lie down and have fun as I please." "With your status as the Dan King, you can grab a few beautiful girls and enjoy eating and drinking every day. Aren't you happy?" Well, this is what the protagonist, a cow horse who died suddenly, really thought after traveling through time!