A Hands-On Guide to the Handsome Immortal Venerable

After transmigrating into the body of an old ancestor who failed her tribulation, Yun Xiao can only stay alive by becoming Dao companions with Qiu He, a powerful figure in the cultivation world. So she disguises herself as a newly initiated junior disciple and sneaks onto Floating Cloud Island, trying a different way to flirt with Qiu He every day. The first time they meet, she wraps an arm around his waist and says, “Don’t be scared, darling. Big Sis will protect you!” The second time, she feels him up in his arms, running her hands over his abs, but somehow can’t find the dagger right under her nose. The third time, she slaps him on the butt and declares, “Man, you’ve successfully caught my interest!” She’s clearly doing everything the way the storybooks say, so why does Qiu He look at her more coldly with every encounter? Yun Xiao can’t figure it out, so she decides to go all the way and have her fill of him. Yun Xiao: “We’re both adults. Be reasonable. Don’t be a sore loser. I’m not taking responsibility for you.” Qiu He: “…” Three days after Yun Xiao leaves Floating Cloud Island, a shocking scandal erupts in the cultivation world. A denunciation titled “A Hundred and Eight Charges Against a Faithless Woman” appears out of nowhere, calling for her to answer for what she’s done. Munching on sunflower seeds, Yun Xiao listens as a few elders gossip about the document. As she listens, she realizes something is off about it. Why do the faithless woman’s misdeeds sound so familiar? Could the juicy gossip somehow be about her? Just then, a disciple rushes in with a report: “This is bad! Floating Cloud Island has stormed the mountain! They say the faithless woman who defiled their island master is here, and they’ve come to demand justice!” Yun Xiao is furious. That bastard is way too petty!