After transmigrating to another world, Zhao Chang’an glimpses the secrets of fate… A hundred years later, a world-destroying blood demon from a higher-dimensional world descends. Its first move is to devour the powerful and famous, raising its cultivation and eliminating every form of resistance!
The stronger you are, the faster you die!
The more famous you are, the more gruesomely you die!
Those in the lower-dimensional world are restricted by their world, their cultivation limited, and the gap between them and the blood demon far too great. They have no power to resist. All they can do is escape the lower-dimensional world by sheer luck before the world-destroying blood demon notices ordinary beings, then head for a higher-dimensional world in search of a sliver of hope and a brighter future.
So he decides to be a happy couch potato: listen to music at the pleasure houses, eat, drink, and have fun, and enjoy romance… He’ll lie low until the blood demon arrives, then make a quick getaway to the higher-dimensional world!
But…
“Ding! You took your first breath and broke through to the ninth rank!”
“Ding! You opened your eyes for the first time and advanced to the eighth rank!”
“Ding! You yawned and became a first-rate expert!”
Zhao Chang’an: “Please, stop making me level up! For the next hundred years, I just want to be useless!”
But this lousy System makes him break through even when he eats, drinks, sleeps, or turns over!
A hundred years of hard cultivation can’t compare to one day of him lying flat!
Others fight tooth and nail for lucky opportunities, while he has an epiphany just by farting!
A hundred years later, the world-destroying blood demon descends. Looking at Zhao Chang’an, the max-level couch potato who has broken through the limits of the lower-dimensional world, it falls into deep thought.
“This guy… looks even more like a boss than we do. But this is only a lower-dimensional world. How could it produce such a terrifying being? It’s like raising a world-destroying Kunpeng in a little cup of water. It makes no sense. Why hasn’t this lower-dimensional world burst apart?”
“I really just want to lie low, but the System is forcing me to become invincible!”
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Sleep with more courtesans! Always sleeping with the top courtesans and courtesans is pointless; they're all past their prime. Or buy a bunch of maids to sleep with every day.
Well written, but the idea of visiting brothels every day and sleeping with top courtesans is a bit too much. 🙂🙂🙂
In other novels, even with arduous cultivation, leveling up is difficult. But in this novel, without any hardship, levels rise rapidly. While other novels focus on leveling up and fighting bosses every day, this novel is all about courtesans sleeping with courtesans and bullying lowly lads. It's truly unique! Can you update more? I can't get enough! 😍
The leveling up is too fast; I'm invincible on the current map in no time. I spend all my time pretending to be weak while secretly being powerful in brothels. Can't we have some tough enemies to beat the protagonist to a pulp? 😅
The beginning felt a bit boring, and the portrayal of the protagonist's mindset felt repetitive. There should be some face-slapping moments later on. The initial concept was decent; hopefully, the plot won't fall apart and will come up with something new.
Why not write about the first time you see a stranger level up? A city with millions of inhabitants. Standing on the city gate tower for a day makes you invincible.
Belongs to the invincible Dihua behind-the-scenes world. As a transmigrated protagonist with a system, it seems he really is going to become a superman and stop eating beef. Those who like this genre can read it. He is invincible enough. Those who hate this trope can leave now.
It's a very lighthearted, invincible-type novel; it's quite enjoyable to read, with few flaws and a relatively novel plot. The only downside is that he goes to the same brothel every day to listen to music, watch dances, and sleep with the most beautiful courtesan. Can he get several different courtesans? 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
The upgrade speed is fast, and the content isn't particularly weak, but it lacks any real enjoyment.
What happened to the book? 😰