The Lazy Senior Disciple Is Actually the White Moonlight of the Entire Immortal Sect

[My own take on cultivation + a hilarious ensemble cast in everyday life + a chaotic romantic rivalry]

Overworked office drone Yun Jiang ends up in a world teeming with characters from novels. She becomes the vicious fake heiress who shares her name in one of those books, and gets a copy of the Dog-Blood Novel Handbook.

To stay alive, Yun Jiang leaves the fake heiress’s family and chooses to travel the world with Zhenjun Qiongren, who isn’t listed in the handbook.

The trouble is, her master loves picking people up off the roadside, and every single one turns out to be a villainous big boss!

A chubby little kid who will grow up to become a fallen immortal who betrays his master.

A wild child who will grow up to become a demon lord capable of destroying the world.

A fluffy little creature who will grow up to become a demon king who slaughters without mercy.

To stay alive, Yun Jiang makes sure to send them off with plenty of food and drink.

Yun Jiang: Phew, I was just scaring myself.

Years later, Yun Jiang returns to the sect as its senior-most female disciple. Seeing the sect packed with all sorts of novel characters who inexplicably adore her, she falls into deep thought.

Yun Jiang: Master, didn’t I give you a copy of the Register of People Not to Admit before I left?

Immortal Lord Qiongren: Exactly! Thanks to you, everyone on that register is a master! Our sect is now the greatest under heaven!

Yun Jiang: …

This is a disaster!!!

The three villainous big bosses Yun Jiang once sent away come running at the sound of her voice. She never expected all three to grab her sleeves with tears in their eyes and demand: Senior Sister, which of us do you like best?

Yun Jiang: ???

Even the clingy little green-tea spirit hugs her from behind and whines, “Senior Sister, who are they? Say something, senior sister~”

The story of how I only wanted to stay alive, but ended up as the villains’ beloved White Moonlight across the entire immortal sect…