The Lazy Senior Sister Becomes the Villainess and White Moonlight of the Entire Immortal Sect

[My own take on cultivation + hilarious ensemble slice of life + romantic rivals fighting for the heroine]

Overworked office worker Yun Jiang transmigrates into a world full of characters from novels. She becomes the vicious fake heiress who shares her name in one of the books and receives a handbook titled The Dog-Blood Novel Guide.

To stay alive, Yun Jiang leaves the fake heiress’s family and chooses to travel the world with True Lord Qiong Ren, who doesn’t appear in the handbook.

The problem is, her master loves picking people up off the roadside, and every single one of them turns out to be a major villain!

A little milk dumpling who will grow up to become a fallen immortal who betrays his master.

A wild child who will grow up to become a demon lord capable of destroying the world.

A fluffy little thing who will grow up to become a demon king who kills without mercy.

To stay alive, Yun Jiang makes sure they’re well fed and well taken care of before sending them on their way.

Yun Jiang: Whew, I was just scaring myself.

Years later, Yun Jiang, now the sect’s senior disciple, returns to find the entire sect full of novel characters who inexplicably worship her. She falls into deep thought.

Yun Jiang: Master, didn’t I give you a Register of People Not to Admit before I left?

True Lord Qiong Ren: I did, I did! Thanks to you, every person on that register turned out to be an expert. Our sect is the greatest in the world now!

Yun Jiang: ...

Oh no!!!

The three major villains Yun Jiang once sent away come running at the sound of her voice. She silently lights a candle for herself.

But to her surprise, all three cling to her sleeves, their eyes red, and demand: “Senior Sister, between the three of us, who do you like best?”

Yun Jiang: ???

Even the clingy little green tea spirit hugs her from behind and whines, “Senior Sister, who are they? Say something!”

Yun Jiang: Just let me think in peace.

The story of how I only wanted to stay alive, but became the whole immortal sect’s villainous white moonlight...