After My Sarcastic Inner Thoughts Were Exposed, the Entire Court Doted on Me

[Snarky Commentary + Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Transmigrates Into a Book + Goofy Comedy + Fictional Ancient Setting + System]

Shen Xuanxuan, a university student who loves reading all kinds of novels, transmigrates into a book!

Other people transmigrate as princesses, princes, or, at the very least, the only daughter of a wealthy family.

But she transmigrates as a princess who’s about to be buried alive with the late emperor!

And she’s still a fetus in the womb of an unfavored consort, with two months to go before she’s born!

The System she’s bound to can’t save her life. She has to keep making snarky comments to earn more time alive.

But each comment only earns her five minutes...

Shen Xuanxuan: [The Great Zhou Dynasty will be destroyed in five years.]

The Great Zhou Emperor: “The dynasty will fall in five years. That’s important. Circle it; it’ll be on the exam.”

System: Host has successfully made a snarky comment. Five minutes of survival time awarded.

Because of a bug in the System, her thoughts leak out whenever she makes a comment, and everyone comes to believe they’re “divine revelations.”

After the new emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty takes the throne, he even brings her to court to listen to state affairs, while conveniently “openly” “changing” the plot.

Shen Xuanxuan: “Let me tell you a secret. I started working as soon as I was born, before I could even walk.”

To earn more survival time, upgrade the System’s app store, and obtain a special item that can take her home, she makes snarky comments about the book’s plot from time to time. Without meaning to, she changes the fate of the doomed Great Zhou Dynasty.

The new emperor proudly holds up a golden swaddled baby. “This is my beloved daughter.”

All the ministers bow and pay their respects in awe. “With Princess Xuanxuan in the Great Zhou Dynasty, we are deeply reassured.”

The other seven kingdoms, which she’s “set up” both openly and behind the scenes: “The Great Zhou Dynasty has the gods’ protection. We concede defeat...”