Scammers, Stay Away! There's No Room Left for More Thank-You Banners at Home

Lu Sanjie gets tricked eight hundred times a month. He's had a face people can fool since he was little. Aunties lure him in, pickpockets rob him, con artists swindle him, and thugs mug him. A “prize tax refund” scam has him mistakenly transfer a deposit into a regulated account, leading to an international money-laundering ring. He rents a haunted house to save money, then stumbles upon a criminal workshop while fleeing. A rich, beautiful woman pursues him across borders, but she's caught by customs while they take wedding photos, exposing an international organ-trading operation run by a plastic surgery clinic. He buys his mother an outrageously expensive mattress, causing a power outage throughout the neighborhood and accidentally exposing an underground casino. A budget tour group gets stranded at a fake tourist site. While spending the night in a ruined temple, he touches a corpse hidden inside a wall and uncovers a decade-old cold case. Lu Sanjie visits the police station so often that he soon becomes a prized asset to the anti-fraud department. “There's definitely something about this kid. Scammers just gravitate toward him.” “Get out there more often. You're our department's best hope of being named Unit of the Month!” Lu Sanjie: “Please, stop trying to pin things on me! There's barely any room left at home for all these commendation banners!”