Celestial Master: I Met a Huangpizi at Night and Became the Accused

“Fellow villager, do I look like a human or a god to you?” Lin Feng ran into a weasel one night. Thinking it was a prank by some brat, he casually blurted out a curse. It wasn’t until the weasel came to his door to take revenge that Lin Feng realized how serious the situation was. Just then, the Celestial Master System activated. Inherit the [Celestial Master’s Rite] and a hundred years of cultivation from a Celestial Master! Inherit the [Five Thunder Orthodox Method], commanding thunder and lightning, praying for rain and clear skies, banishing evil spirits and subduing demons! Inherit the [Golden Light Mantra], radiating golden light to ward off locusts and disease and deliver departed souls! With the System’s help, Lin Feng retaliated with a palm thunderbolt. Unexpectedly, the next day his neighbor took him to court for killing a protected species! With eyewitnesses and physical evidence all against him, Lin Feng couldn’t defend himself. But as more and more eerie things began to appear... Lin Feng: “You slandered me, and now you want me to save you? Dream on!”