The Villain Begins by Marrying a Cold, High-Ranking Policewoman

One day, Xu Xia, a penniless wage slave with nothing going for him but his looks, was suddenly proposed to by the rich and beautiful campus queen, Lin Weiwei! Xu Xia: “This soft life... do I just accept it, or is there a process?” He thought he'd lie flat, live off his new wife, and coast to the pinnacle of success! Instead, his unscrupulous boss immediately threw him into the sales office as an unpaid workhorse and even tossed in a one-day tour of a haunted domain! Xu Xia (after barely surviving): “I thought this was supposed to be a feel-good urban novel! How did it turn into an eerie infinite-loop story?!” And it gets even more ridiculous! He should have joined the Special Administration Bureau and worked alongside his wife, enjoying the good life and a bright future with full benefits! But fate kicked him straight into the villains' camp! And so things gradually went off the rails: On his first mission, he ran into Lin Weiwei. Xu Xia: “What a coincidence, honey! The company sent me on a business trip!” On his second mission, he ran into Lin Weiwei again. Xu Xia: “This time it's really a team-building trip! The boss said we'd get a six-night, seven-day tour of Thailand, Singapore, and Malaysia if we hit our sales target!” On his third mission, he got caught yet again. Xu Xia: “I swear I was just passing by. Do you believe me?” 【A Modern Villain's Survival Guide】 1. Your wife's knife is 100 times scarier than anything supernatural. 2. When making up an excuse, remember to hide your second phone. 3. A spy? No, I'm just an ordinary villain who keeps “running into things by coincidence.” (Also known as: My Wife Keeps Running Into Me at the Scene of My Missions; The Villain's Onboarding Guide: Trust No One, Especially Your Wife)