The Top-Tier Star Group Pushed All Their Girl Group Teammates into Stardom

After his rebellion in the Divine Condor’s Great Song Dynasty failed, Lu Xingzhou returned to 2007 and activated the [Cosmic Supergroup] System. Armed with a library of future music, a script archive, and a supercharged learning space, he declared: “In this life, I just want to coast to victory. My teammates can do the hard work!” And so, history’s most absurd band was born: Naza, whose relationships are doomed to fail: The Years We Were Young cements her as Asia’s sweetheart, while the beauty of the Western Regions sets global fashion trends! Datiantian, the resource black hole who only films flops: The Glory witnesses the birth of a top-tier femme fatale! Li Yitong, the hardworking star whose dramas keep bombing: Her solo dance in La La Land tramples her haters and makes her Hollywood’s top dancer! Li Xin, a leading lady who usually gets sidelined: She becomes a Kunqu opera artist with a special government allowance, a national-team favorite whose center position is protected by an iron shield! When paparazzi reveal, #Lu Xingzhou’s Midnight Rendezvous with Four Rising Stars, Lace Robes and Spaghetti-Strap Dresses Flying# The whole internet lashes out: “Music godfather? More like a disgrace to Chinese entertainment!” Three days later, the Grammys announce the Band of the Year. On camera, the four rising stars smile in unison: “Of course we dress comfortably when we’re rehearsing all night!”